ghostrick-spoiled-angel:

People making porn about those animatrons from Five nights at Freddy’s, more like

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omar-borkan:

‘heard u were talkin shit

omar-borkan:

‘heard u were talkin shit

aww, don’t worry bb. i have faith you can do it. <3 i know shit’s getting pretty dire (ALL THEM SMUT TAGS THO WTF SIREA YOU’RE DROWNING IN RP VAGINAS?? AND YOU’RE MAKING ME WANT TO WRITE ADULT HOPE/SNOW??) but just give yourself some time. \o/

GOD I WISH I COULD SHARE THIS DOUJIN WITH YOU ugh and i wish i could read runes because it looks like it has a fairly interesting storyline, especially insofar as smut doujin is concerned. as far as i can tell there’s a lot of slowly-going-insane-from-loneliness!hope in it, WHICH I KNOW IS BOTH OF OUR JAMS. and he just tops the SHIT out of snow because of it. but i can’t find it scanned on the internet ANYWHERE.

i’m planning on replaying 13-2… eventually, so hopefully it’ll give me more ideas for this fic.

(anD YEAH THESE FUCKING SMUT TAGS BRO AND NOT ALL OF THEM IS VAGINAS EITHER, I BEEN GETTIN HIT UP FOR ANAL A LOT TOO OMG WHAT A MYSTERIOUS JOGO I’VE FALLEN INTO)

1: yay you're back! 2: "also i might be in the planning stages of an actual multichapter fic with plot that may or may not follow “the future is hope” paradox ending of 13-2 js" FUCK YES YOU FUCKING ARE =D

coming up with 13 different timelines/locations is the hard part tho. i have only a few ideas and the thought of having to fill out the rest of this with bullshit is so daunting :(

pre-gameofthrones:

Detail from the back cover of The World of Ice and Fire, depicting the last King in the North kneeling before Aegon the Conqueror.

“Torrhen had brought his power south after the fall of the two kings on the Field of Fire, but when he saw Aegon’s dragon and the size of his host, he chose the path of wisdom and bent his frozen knees.” 

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pre-gameofthrones:

Detail from the back cover of The World of Ice and Fire, depicting the last King in the North kneeling before Aegon the Conqueror.

“Torrhen had brought his power south after the fall of the two kings on the Field of Fire, but when he saw Aegon’s dragon and the size of his host, he chose the path of wisdom and bent his frozen knees.” 

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mindcontroltactics:

Catacombe dei Cappuccini. Palermo, Sicily, Southern Italy.

tbskyen:

mrarkon:

ectoplasmicretribution:

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

Corruption exists everywhere. Just sayin’.

This might be not great of a source but my father’s a cop and I always hear here complain about the “fucking fire department” and how they’re assholes and they always start shit in communities so

FUN FACTS FROM HISTORY:
Firefighters used to be employed by fire insurance companies, so if a fire broke out they’d all rush to the scene, check if the house was insured, and if it wasn’t, they’d just stand there and watch it burn.

Also, firefighters have been known - rather frequently - to be arsonists, because they crave the thrill of putting out a blaze and the feeling of being “heroic.

remington-zero:

"— I was just helping it train."

ah fuck it i’ll tell my stories now because i’m up and i don’t think i’ll be napping before work so why not.

LET ME REGALE U WITH THE STORY OF WHAT I’VE BEEN UP TO IN THE DAYS SINCE I LAST POSTED TO TAMBLRS

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aight i’m going to tentatively attempt to come back to tumblr tonight at work. get hyped for the following tales:

1. the adventures of yaoibeard the trashbaby pirate and her quest for booty

2. sirea visits the accursed land of the pedoshit monsters

3. the prudes of ff13 fandom and how the anons of reason stood against evil (aka “my interpretations of canon make pissbabies sad and confused so let’s all point and laugh at them”)

4. whaT DO U MEAN I HAVE TO ACTUALLY PLAY A GAME TO FORM AN OPINION ON WHAT HAPPENS IN IT???

5. i literally cannot keep up with all of these people soliciting me for rp sex with my snow journal: a play in three acts

also i might be in the planning stages of an actual multichapter fic with plot that may or may not follow “the future is hope” paradox ending of 13-2 js

so far I haven’t seen a single ferguson post today (tho i miss u bb)

i miss you guys too :(

i’ve been off adventuring in the land of ff13 fandom beyond tumblr and i have stories to tell…

tumblr has the amount of five nights at freddy’s porn finally outnumbered bullshit out of context hate posts and misinformation yet

is it safe to come back, is what i’m saying

also why is animatronic porn somehow less repugnant to me than what ppl have been saying about the ferguson debacle

sort ur fucking life out tumblr

if you support the police, you are sympathetic to domestic terrorists.

bye everyone i’ll see you in a few weeks

i thought the comparisons between gaza and kristallnacht were ridiculous, but this is a whole new level of stupid and i honestly don’t have the patience for it. i think that might be the single most histrionic overreactive statement i’ve seen on this site.

so.

bye.

see you soon.

Ditto. I’ve had to add so much shit to my blacklist this past week and it’s getting ridiculous, especially when people don’t /tag it/.

the worst is when they just post screenshots of tweets with no text, bc like my blacklist will pick up on the words even if the posts aren’t tagged, but if it’s just pictures? no go.

the amount of white people falling over themselves and wallowing in their own white guilt is so disgusting to me. if i see one more post about privilege or why whites can’t experience racism or why white people are supporting the incident incorrectly i think i’m going to fucking throw up on myself

thinking about leaving tumblr until after this whole ferguson thing blows over because there’s no amount of blacklisting that i can do to get this shit off of my dash and it’s starting to make me resent everyone i follow